Submitted By: Toby Wolberg (Oxford Place)
Three men are playing in a golf tournament: one is an eye surgeon, one is a priest and the other is an engineer. The club captain comes through checking the field and asks if everything is going alright.
“No”, they say. “Those men ahead are dreadfully slow and holding up the field.” “Oh, be patient with them,” says the captain. “They’re blind.”
“That’s terrible,” says the eye surgeon, “Send them to me and I’ll see if there’s anything I can do for them.” The priest says, “I’ll pray for them.” The engineer says, “Why can’t they play at night?”
